| oh, that trickster! he's up to his old tricks again and this time he's broken the baby. | |
| it's not like me and the baby are best friends or anything, but she was always following me around, | |
| crashing at my place, showing up at the disco and crawling around the dance floor in my gold- | |
| sequined dress and then trying to say she didn't by yelling, "no! no! no!" and crying really loud. i | |
| knew she was lying because there was dried up drool on the front of the dress and a streak of poo | |
| inside. if you're going to borrow my clothes without asking then at least wear a diaper and don't try | |
| to lie. but the baby wasn't very smart and i didn't have to do an investigation for one second to | |
| know what she did. | |
| i didn't think much about it when i hadn't seen her for a few days. maybe she was in a playpen | |
| somewhere with her baby friends, crying and pooing and pretending not to know how to talk or how | |
| to get into discos by not wearing a diaper because they smell and show through clothes. | |
| but i knew something was up when the trickster left a message on my walkie-talkie inviting me for | |
| lunch at the sushi restauranté — his treat. the trickster never treated so i knew right away that part | |
| was a trick, and i didn't know why he wanted to meet me since we didn't hang out anymore. we | |
| used to be best friends: me, trent, shifty, the trickster, but one time the trickster kept imitating me | |
| and doing everything i did and repeating everything i said, so i hated him. then one day at school | |
| the teacher was reading a book about being nice and saying you're sorry if you're mean to some- | |
| one and i thought maybe the trickster was being nice like that. but i wasn't taking any chances and | |
| put on my investigator's disguise just in case. | |
| i got to the sushi restauranté right on time and no one could tell it was me because i was under- | |
| cover under my hat. there was a tray of sushi waiting for me, but the trickster wasn't there — only | |
| his picture, and the left arm of the baby. i could tell it was going to take my very best investigation | |
| skills to solve this case and put the baby back together. | |
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